Inside an Inspector's Mind

Do you know how strange it is to sit here with the blinds and curtains open and an inspector is checking out the outside of our house? I wish I could just hear all of his thoughts - every "this needs work" or "hmm what happend here?" The outside inspection will be over in about half an hour and then he will be checking out the interior. The kids are asleep right now but I will have to get them up and out within the next hour or so because the lady who bought our house will be coming by at that time with our realtor. I will be taking the kids up to grandma and grandpa's for the rest of the day while the inspection proceeds. Then we will be looking at houses of our own this evening. I know it will be a long day but we are prepared.